Total Medals Earned: 994 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,110 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/220 points)
Win the game by defeating Lord Haddock.
Find "The Island".
Collect every item in the game.
Win the game by defeating the Kraken.
Win the game by finding and conquering El Dorado
Win the game by drinking from the Fountain of Youth.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (105/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Get a 3x multikill
Go offscreen and recover
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Collect 20 crates in one match
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/160 points)
You maliciously killed everyone.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Start already!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 98/100 (490/500 points)
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Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Get everything!
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Medals Earned: 6/14 (90/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
