Total Medals Earned: 994 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,110 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/120 points)
Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (220/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Kill 10 white blood cells
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Medals Earned: 6/18 (65/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 9/14 (190/490 points)
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Get 100 headshots
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Kill 500 zombies
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30
