Total Medals Earned: 1,000 (From 135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,145 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Medals Earned: 29/46 (235/490 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/430 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Reach the Second Area!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Carry 350 Coins
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Use your Second Wind!
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Cleric!
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Get -3 in any stat!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Conquer the Arena!
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Hit a Jump too slowly to get air
Become Monster food
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Send your dead body over a Jump
Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race
Butcher 5 Dogs in one game
Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game
Paint the town Red in Style Mode
Run into 5 Snowmen in one game
Ski 10000m in one game
Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds
Die in all 13 different ways
Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race
Score 100000 points in Style Mode
Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
